Holocaust Memorial Day.

 Holocaust Memorial Day.

The images have now become painfully familiar, the memories horrifically permanent and the faces tortured with pain, suffering, heartbreak, poignancy and unimaginable trauma. This is not a day for blame, anger, recrimination, hatred, intolerance or slanderous accusations. We have heard this mantra over and over again, the one where the social commentators insist that we never seem to learn the lessons of history. We know this to be true because surely this is stating the obvious. 

Today the world marks the 80th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz, that seminal moment in time when the Holocaust officially came to an end. After six years of punishing, excruciatingly unbearable death and destruction, the world finally breathed an enormous sigh of relief. As the years and decades have gone by, the questions seemed to multiply and the post mortem reflections and reminiscences grow louder and even harder to explain. Of course the Holocaust may be completely beyond our understanding and rationale but, for a vast majority of us, we can but pray that it may never happen again. 

Once again, the yearly gathering of  prime ministers, religious leaders, presidents, dignitaries, ambassadors and political figures of every denomination will be present in Auschwitz. They will be there not out of any obligation or necessity because that would be regarded as an outrage. They will be there as benevolent members of humanity, as caring, compassionate individuals, people who are there to pay their deepest respects for the one of the most despicable violations of man's inhumanity to man, woman and child. 

When Adolf Hitler, accompanied by his evil henchmen, Goebbels and Eichmann, had finally surrendered in 1945, damage limitation had been accepted as an inevitable consequence for a global catastrophe that nobody could have predicted. But once again the world unites under a huge canopy of shared mourning, spine chilling solemnity, grave prayer, introspective thoughts, quiet privacy and just being in the moment. 

There will be hours of haunting silence, stunned stares into the middle distance, rivers of tears and a generation whose lives were torn and paralysed by fear, terror and constant apprehension. There will be a gruesome sense of loss, desolation, desperation and deprivation, an aching sensation that may never go away. And then there were those who lost mothers, fathers, parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, children and those who will remain irreplaceable. 

And yet we will never forget those filthy, pinched faces, the millions of adults and children wearing the now tragically distinctive striped clothing, the grubby pyjamas, the weak and lifeless, the drawn and haggard, sunken cheeks, the weeping, sobbing, crying multitudes. They stood by the electrified barbed wire that history will never forget for all the wrong reasons, thin, petrified, trembling, pleading for mercy and stretching out wasted muscles and arms to anybody who may have been listening and watching. 

The Holocaust is now frozen in time, long forgotten by those who would rather bury their heads in the sand. But the reality is that six million Jews were murdered in the gas chambers, mercilessly locked away in disgusting squalor. Of course there were the gypsies, the gay community and those who were dismissed as supposedly imperfect, totally unconnected to the Aryan ideal of mental and physical supremacy. 

But for those of us who remain steadfastly proud members of the global Jewish population, we should never forget those grey and dark buildings, the terrifying lamps by the side of the Auschwitz rail line and the cattle car that carried millions to death and annihilation. Of course we should always remember those vividly obscene chimney stacks where the black smoke of mutilated bodies would provide the Holocaust with its most horrendous backdrop. 

Of course we should never eliminate from our minds the humiliation, degradation, starvation, the endless beatings, the bloodthirsty savagery, the evil dehumanisation. For those of us who are grandsons of Holocaust survivors, this is much more personal than any could ever hope to imagine. The gory details have been endlessly documented and recounted over and over again. Time has been a great healer but every so often you are reminded of the grief and ghastliness of losing loved ones helplessly. You could be filled with resentment but you slowly realise that the crimes of our ancestors have to be put into some semblance of perspective. Never ever forget the Shoah and the Holocaust and never, ever, ever again. 

The Lawman dies- Denis Law dies

 The Lawman dies- Denis Law dies.

Last week, Manchester United lost one of its last links with the Holy Trinity of Best, Law and Charlton. Pat Crerand and Alex Stepney remain one of the last survivors of that unforgettable night at the old Wembley Stadium when United ground down the great Benfica side of Eusebio and eventually outclassed the Portuguese giants with a masterly 4-1 win that brought the European Cup to England for the first time after Celtic had won the same competition a year earlier.

Denis Law was undoubtedly one of the deadliest and liveliest strikers in modern football and along with the likes of Best and Charlton, could turn a match on its head with a match winning goal of the most classical quality. Law was always in the right time and the right place and could study the geography of a football pitch in a way that few could. In fact there was an internal map in Law's mind that would take him straight to the heart of the six yard box in a crowded penalty area. 

But the lasting image of Law would be that of the deeply emotional and upsetting moment when Law, playing for neighbours Manchester City, scored the vital goal which sent his former club United down to the old Second Division. In front of a feverish Old Trafford on a bright spring day, Law, positioned perfectly for a cut back across the ailing United defence, back heeled the ball almost insolently past Alex Stepney and United had been relegated from the top flight in a matter of seconds. 

Law was heartbroken and distraught and his mixed feelings could be seen almost immediately. Law lifted his arm almost grudgingly as if in a state of private mourning. In fact the raised arm salute would become Law's distinctive trademark but now the Lawman was in a genuine state of anguish. For years, Denis Law had become one of the most identifiable figures in a red United shirt, blond hair bouncing around his neck, long sleeved shirt never turned up and hands firmly clenched together on dark wintry evenings. 

Only the ever perceptive Bill Shankly could have unearthed this natural centre forward. Law had served his apprenticeship at Huddersfield and even as a willowy thin 15 year old, it was obvious where the young Scotsman was going- to the very top of his profession. The goals began to flood into the back of the net and such was his princely grandeur as a player and his clinical touch in front of goal that it only seemed a matter of time before the likes of Manchester United came hunting for this classy striker. 

In 1967 though, after the most horrendous famine at United, the club finally came up trumps with their first League Championship trophy- the old First Division, since the beginning of time.  It had seemed an eternity since their last triumph at the end of a gruelling League season but it was better late than never. In that same year and summer, Law drew a sadistic delight in scoring for Scotland in the famous Home International match against England at the old Wembley. Scotland beat England and the school of thought at the time was that the Scots had won perfect revenge for England's World Cup winning exploits a year earlier. Retribution may have been sweet but for Denis Law this meant the world to him. 

And then ironically there was the European Cup Final victory against Benfica which, sadly, Law missed through injury but the marker had been set. Here was a powerful, hungry forward who loved to go shoulder to shoulder with his defender, running directly at him and then leaving his opponent gasping for air. Law had an innate strength both of character and physique, ghosting past players effortlessly and stealthily as if they weren't there. 

When his appetite for British football had dwindled beyond recognition, Law decided to up sticks and move to Italy with Serie A Torino. Here the Scottish stick of dynamite excelled for a while and the usually conservative Italians could hardly believe what they were watching. Law scored goals for fun and that was his forte. His relationship with the Italian fans became both affectionate and moving.

By the 1980s Law had retired from the game he so treasured, becoming a cheerful TV pundit, a profound analyst of the game's mechanics and never afraid to express an opinion when he felt it was merited. Then the after dinner speaking circuit beckoned and the United legend had now felt entitled to both criticise and praise as and when appropriate. 

Now though old age had begun to wither him and in recent years dementia and a heart condition began to take their toll. In recent years he began to look tragically haggard and drawn, one of the regrettable symptoms of both medical conditions. On reflection though the Scotsman, who played for his country with a notable distinction but probably too late on his career, now stood as judge and jury. Football had been good for Denis Law and to those who were honoured to be in his presence, the memories would always be there for both his family, children and grandchildren. We will miss you deeply Denis Law of that there can be no question.  

The Bahamas- sheer paradise.

 The Bahamas- sheer paradise.

You know what it's like. You're about to take off on your Virgin Atlantic plane and you're about to head home back to Britain on the highest of highs. You're sitting comfortably when, suddenly, the cabin temperature in your plane reaches its hottest point. It's unbearable  and the sweat is pouring off you profusely. Then your capable and competent pilot, an experienced man who can always be relied upon, tells us that the plane's air conditioning system is busted and therefore your flight has to be cancelled. 

There are some things that push your patience to the limit but, after the most fabulous cruise to the Bahamas, my wife and yours truly were expecting the smoothest journey back to Heathrow airport. But complications set in almost immediately and our voyage became hellish. After what seemed a lifetime trapped and marooned in a plane that was clearly going nowhere, our pilot came back onto the microphone. Despite repeated attempts to take off, the engineers had failed to fix the problem. 

Ladies and Gentlemen were regrettably informed that they had to vacate the plane and we were to be located to who knows where back at Miami International Airport? Having now wandered almost the entire length and breadth of said plane, bewildered passengers, by now totally stressed out and agitated by events unfolding around them, gathered on the first floor and did some more milling around and traipsing about, comparing possible destinations to either Atlanta, Paris or some exotic shore where the banyan trees sway sensually in the gentle Caribbean breezes. 

By now, some of us were either panicking, scratching our heads or just looking forward to a couple more bonus days and nights in downtown Miami. Some had already booked their hotel and were just hoping that wherever they were going to sleep that night wouldn't be accompanied by unwelcome insects or dodgy sanitation. My wife and I effectively gave up when we were told that a hotel inside the airport might become available. All of those loud announcements and hundreds of holidaymakers just walking past your front door would surely have constituted a major inconvenience. 

But two days later and a surprisingly unexpected tour of Miami and the Everglades, we concluded our cruise to the beautiful Bahamas. We spent just over a week in the most delightful sunshine nudging the 80s at times and sailing serenely across the Pacific Ocean as if the world was doing something completely different to us and we didn't care one iota. We were indulging in the most luxurious experience you could have ever imagined. We were being treated like royalty and how grateful we were all. 

Our first port of call was Ocean Cay, a small parcel of islands that looked as though they'd been cocooned away in neatly drawn squares. Ocean Cay is part of a much bigger preservation project where the environment is one of sheer bliss. The trees were waving to us warmly and all you could hear were diligent construction workers drilling, sawing and hammering away at new eco systems. There were no houses and flats that we could see but you did see those colourfully co-ordinated wooden walls with pretty gabled roofs. 

Now our obliging guide took us on a whirlwind tour of Ocean Cay in his buggy. We tore around the edge of the island at a fair rate of knots, admiring innumerable beaches that looked as though they belonged exclusively in heaven. There was a flying visit to see the iguanas simply sticking to the rocks, gazing out into the middle distance with ample sun factor 35 on their skins.  There were beaches that were now being developed as we drove around at top speed. There were hidden lagoons with turquoise waters that probably looked like a mirror if you looked closely enough. There were languorous sunbathers under the shade of huge umbrellas, rum and punch sellers, pineapple cocktails with every conceivable flavour. We were told stories about Ocean Cay that would have made your hair stand on end if you were prepared to allow it to.

Our second day was spent in Nassau, the capital city of Bahamas where we now witnessed the most exquisite sight you were ever likely to see. It was both the most memorable experience of all time. Nassau is rather like most capital cities throughout the world only this one was surrounded by vast stretches of water, sea or ocean. Now we were introduced to a small community of pigs that just took the breath away. Yes pigs in the Caribbean, folks. Some of us were totally disbelieving until we saw the evidence of our eyes. A family of pigs, numbering perhaps five or six pigs, father and son, baby pigs and a select circle of the porcine population, came running over towards us.

What now followed was a joyful revelation. Two of the teenage pigs started scurrying all over the place cocky and convinced that they would be the first to be fed. So we held out our buckets with what can only be described as pork scratchings on a stick or scraps of pate. Now every single pig came surging towards us, dipping their heads into the bucket as if they hadn't eaten since Christmas. Our friendly guides couldn't have been more helpful or generous with their time. 

Our visit to San Juan in Porto Rico was rather like those street festivals that we didn't really have time to appreciate. We strolled around the back streets, moseying around clothes shops, souvenir stores, cafes, restaurants, breathing in the magical Latin atmosphere. Our ears were caressed by salsa music, rumba music and speakers blasting out stirring renditions of old Bob Marley standards. We sipped coffee and cappuccino, caught tantalising glimpses of art and graffiti on the many walls and just immersed ourselves in the Caribbean culture. 

And then there was another stunning highlight of our cruise. On Puerto Plata, we were taken to see those delightful dolphins, beautiful creatures of the sea who look permanently happy to see you. We were now ushered over to the dolphin encounter area. Sitting on the edge of the pool, we were now introduced to one of the oldest female dolphins Nasarina

 At various moments, she started flapping her fins in the most playful fashion, almost applauding herself for being so well behaved and polite. Next we were lined up together so that Nasarina, our debonair dolphin could show off again. She circled around the pool, whistling with that distinctive high pitch squeak. In an amazing show of bravado, she sneaked out into the main pool where, leaping with vast enthusiasm, she somersaulted in mid air before diving back into the water with an effortless back flip. 

We must have thought our cruise of a lifetime had now officially ended. We returned back to Miami and assumed that that was indeed our lot. We hadn't seen Don Johnson of TV's 1980s cop thriller Miami Vice but that was just a forlorn hope anyway. The technical gremlins had meant that we were given the opportunity to see the spectacular Everglades. Before, we were provided with our first sighting of America's finest crocodiles. Now of course we were told to keep a safe and respectful distance from the crocodiles because if we'd come anywhere even remotely close to them, we would be their lunch.

For the second time around, my wife and I boarded our Virgin Atlantic plane confident that lightning would not strike twice. We'd met some superb people, heard a whole audio of nationalities and accents and the cruise entertainment had once again excelled itself. We hadn't seen the sharks or the seals but we'd soaked up the heat, the effusive hospitality and, this time successfully, had gone back to London, England. Travel had indeed broadened our minds.   

Rod Stewart is 80.

 Rod Stewart is 80.

When Sir Rod Stewart left the Small Faces many moons ago, flares were just a fashion concept and glam rock was about to explode onto the pop music consciousness. Most of us though assumed that life would never be the same for the then Rod Stewart. Would Stewart be able to rock on his own? Nobody knew though, that today he would still be entertaining the global public, his devoted fans still packing the open air stadiums, the big concert venues and embracing TV celebrity. 

Today, Celtic and Scotland's most famous supporter will be celebrating his 80th birthday and he still performs with all the uninhibited exuberance of a teenager swinging his microphone around a stage as if he'd just passed his driving test or added yet another girlfriend to his growing number of admirers. The long hair and leopard print shirt and trousers may have gone but the love of showbusiness and music may never fade. Rod or Sir Rod Stewart has still, undoubtedly, got it and isn't afraid to flaunt it. 

There must have been a time during the last decade or two when Stewart would have been forgiven for slowing down, for taking time out from his busy, punishing schedule and just chilling out. But not Sir Rodney, certainly not. It takes a lot to hold back this irresistible force of nature, since the man defies description. The energy is boundless, the desire to please has never been doubted and there is a frightening commitment to give his best every time he bounds onto the centre of a stage, body and soul in perfect harmony.

Just a couple of Christmases ago, Stewart suddenly arrived at St Pancras station with a whole entourage of musicians including a superb set of trumpeters and a small female trio as backing group. We were simply stunned and surprised since none of us had seen anything like it before. Then, Stewart grabbed his microphone and was accompanied by the ever stylish Jools Holland on piano. The rest is etched into music folklore. Both Stewart and Holland launched into a smooth old American songbook ballad and now the secret was out. 

At the beginning of last year Stewart and Holland collaborated brilliantly on an album which included many of the songs that Rod Stewart's father had sung and then collected the album from which those great lyrics had been written. It was now that both of these consummate musicians declared a passion for model railways and now we were lost for words, an accusation that could never have been levelled at both men. 

Throughout his colourful career and private life, Rod Stewart has always been at the heart of music's evolution from the hippiedom of the 1960s, through the commercial fame and fortune of the 1970s, well into  the the prolific 1980's and 90s when music just became a toy and vehicle for even greater expression. There was always a vaudeville impudence and jack the lad outrageousness about Stewart that has never left him. Stewart has always delivered with a straightforward sincerity. There are no airs or graces about Stewart, just a powerhouse vitality that threatens the longevity of Sir Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones. 

His back catalogue with his old mucker Ronnie Wood and the Faces now seems just a yellowing page from history. But when Sir Rod went solo during the 1970s, it was privately feared that few would take to the gravelly voice that sounded as though it had been rubbed down with sandpaper. Those croaky tonsils and growling delivery was unmistakable. And then in the early 1970s, there came the memorable Maggie May, a song so heartfelt, personal, poignant but full bloodedly rocky that you could tell that Stewart meant it from the heart. 

Then in the mid 1970s there was the single that came to define and guarantee him Hall of Fame immortality. From the iconic album Atlantic Crossing which sold in phenomenal millions, there emerged the classical 'Sailing'. For what seemed the whole summer of 1975, 'Sailing' just dominated the number one spot in the BBC pop charts. Once again, Rod Stewart had nailed national popularity across the whole of Britain. 'Sailing' was emotional, lyrical, beautifully crafted and polished, another ballad that had a lovely, lilting feel that could never be forgotten. It was a record that would become a compulsive listen at any party, wedding or barmitzvah. 

The First Cut is the Deepest, Do You Think I'm Sexy, This Old Heart of Mine and countless other  gorgeous standards continued to sell in prodigious quantities. The 1990s marked a less consistent presence in the music charts. But Rod Stewart keeps coming back and showboating. He keeps announcing and promoting himself as a performer and remains peerless as one of Britain's finest all rounders. 

At his palatial home in Chigwell, Essex, Stewart remains mine host at a giant five a side football pitch. Here some of Sir Rod's closest friends and celebrity acquaintances lark around joyously as if Celtic were locked in a permanent match with Rangers. Last year, Stewart led the campaign to get rid of the pot holes that were suddenly appearing in his local roads. It was somehow typical of a man who has never shirked controversy when necessary. He is now happily married to former policewoman Penny Lancaster and is surrounded by doting children and grandchildren. We love Sir Rod Stewart because he's never pretended to be anything other than Sir Rod Stewart. Happy Birthday Sir Rod.

West Ham manager in danger of sack.

West Ham manager in danger of sack. 

Last night West Ham manager Julen Lopetegui was on the verge of being sacked. Now where have we heard that one before? The precarious nature of football management is such that you have to worry for their welfare and livelihood. It can be a lonely business, traipsing up and down the touchlines, hands in pockets, grinning, despairing, grimacing, pacing up and down, lowering your head and then burying it in despair when their team are playing awfully and nobody cares about them. 

For much of the first half of the season, Lopetegui has carried the air of a condemned man, resigned to the worst of all fates and questioning his own experience and prowess. In short, Lopetegui's first encounter with the team from East London has been nothing short of horrendous. The genial Spaniard is, of course, a decent and honourable man and he has been moderately successful with both Sevilla and Real Madrid in a coaching capacity but even after a brief spell with Wolves, this has not gone well for Lopetegui. 

At the end of the last season, West Ham bid farewell to David Moyes after the Scotsman had left the indelible legacy of a UEFA Conference trophy and a notable European achievement. Moyes also oversaw top half Premier League finishes in three consecutive seasons while not forgetting a Europa League campaign. So it was a case of parting with such sweet sorrow because, essentially, Moyes had been one of the most successful managers in West Ham's recent history. 

But when the air had cleared and Moyes was gone, West Ham eventually came across a man they thought they could trust, a foreign manager with an educated, cerebral footballing mind firmly committed to studious, possession based football and whose attacking principles were second to none. Sadly, after only half a season, West Ham have now discovered that the decision to appoint Lopetegui was both ill advised, rash and completely wrong. 

After only six wins thus far in the Premier League, West Ham are now looking up at the others around them in a lowly 14th place and wondering exactly whether a grenade might have gone off when least expected. Besides, West Ham are now, allegedly, a big time club with European aspirations, a club to be regarded as genuine contenders for beautiful trophies and global recognition. Now though, there are worried frowns around the London Stadium and the dormant fear that somebody will mention relegation to the Championship at some point, is never far from the debating chambers and discussion rooms of social media.  

But football is a cruel, heartless and unforgiving sport where only the survival of the fittest counts and even the greatest can fall from grace within a flicker of an eyelid. Manchester United, surely one of the wealthiest and most glamorous clubs in the world game for many a decade, are a classic example of what happens when you lose a much loved manager and find it impossible to replace him. Like West Ham, United are struggling under duress, fighting desperately to keep their battered morale and ego in one piece.

On Sunday, Manchester United went up to Anfield and gained a valuable point against Premier League leaders and pace setters Liverpool, when all the odds were stacked against them. Recently, their Dutch manager Erik Ten Hag was booted out of the club after failing to understand the fundamental values and ridiculously high standards that United have set over the years. United's new manager Ruben Amorim is the latest candidate at Old Trafford to face the firing squad. The Stretford End will not tolerate average performances and mediocrity. Only genius and consistent excellence will be the only stipulation at United. It's written in stone and the statements are carved into their archives. 

For West Ham though, a club that once prided itself on remaining loyal to their managers through thick and thin, are now hiring and firing on a fairly regular basis. In the last 25 years, the club have seen come and go the esteemed likes of Harry Redknapp, a coach and manager of the highest order. Then there was the late and much missed Glen Roeder preceded by Lou Macari, Billy Bonds, Avram Grant, Gianfranco Zola and Sam Allardyce. The gallery of the great, good and totally forgettable have passed through the hallowed corridors of Upton Park, West Ham's once adorable old ground and those in the know have sighed mournfully.

Yesterday, Julen Lopetegui faced up to the inevitable prospect of being fired for both his managerial incompetence and complete lack of any kind of leadership at the club. The Spaniard has simply misunderstood his role at West Ham, muddling through the early months of the season with players who just weren't responding to both his tactics and less than desirable approach to management. When the early home defeats to both Aston Villa, Chelsea and Manchester City punctured a massive hole in their ambitious plans for the season, everything just fell apart at the seams for the Hammers. 

Another heavy thrashing at home to Liverpool in a 5-0 defeat at the London Stadium led to yet more rumblings of discontent in the East End. There was the 5-2 home defeat to Arsenal, the even more humiliating 3-0 defeat at Leicester City and on Saturday, another demolition at the Etihad. Their 4-1 defeat to Premier League champions Manchester City may be the final door to be slammed in Lopetegui's face. Nine goals have been conceded in two consecutive games and slowly patience is wearing thin behind the scenes at West Ham. 

For those who grew up with the stability and continuity of Ron Greenwood, who spent 20 years at West Ham and then the much under rated John Lyall, the more up to date developments at the club have been truly disturbing. Managers can never be seen to do the right thing whoever they are but at least Greenwood gave the club a real sense of direction, a steadying rudder to keep West Ham afloat. Regrettably, Greenwood spent too much of his time, extinguishing potential fires, wrestling with a relegation haunted team and permanently fending off accusations of inadequacy and unfulfilled potential. 

True, Greenwood did taste FA Cup winning success in 1964 when West Ham beat Preston North End in the FA Cup Final. Ronny Boyce's last gasp winning goal clinched the Cup for West Ham. The following year Greenwood enjoyed perhaps his finest hour. West Ham had conquered most of Europe in the European Cup Winners Cup and their 2-0 victory against German side TSV Munich 1860 in that famous Final at Wembley in 1965 probably gave Greenwood much more pleasure than any of us could have imagined. But for the next 13 years he was just unable to take the club much further forward and, after a couple of seasons of hardship and unproductive toil and trouble, West Ham were relegated to the old Second Division.

The managerial qualities of John Lyall were, more or less, a surprising discovery, serendipity personified. Lyall was the local boy whose playing career had been unfortunately brought to an end by injury and was now installed as manager. For those of us who were just privileged to be there on the night, West Ham's final match of the season at home to Ipswich Town, will live long in the memory. In 1986, West Ham almost won the old League Championship and in hindsight, it still feels like some weird dream that almost came true. A 2-1 win to West Ham against the Tractor Boys was thoroughly deserved but then Liverpool and Everton intervened and West Ham finished the season third in the old First Division.

Now though after employing a number of foreign coaches including the inexplicably morose Israeli Avram Grant, West Ham are back at square one. The chances are that Lopetegui will leave West Ham under a cloud of disgrace after a series of embarrassingly heavy defeats. Nobody likes seeing a fair minded and respectable man suffer in this way because the Spaniard has probably made more friends than enemies at the club. 

But there's an internal dissent and disconnect between Tim Steiden, the club's technical director and go between and management, the smell a repulsive one. Nine players were bought during last summer and none have really hit the ground running apart from perhaps Aaron Wan Bissaka, the full back with a genuine turn of pace and a natural ability to deliver an accurate cross into the six yard box. The rest though are, more or less stuck in glutinous, gooey treacle, promising at times but about as useless as a chocolate tea pot in the important games. 

Brian Clough, that notable miracle worker, eloquent after dinner speaker and splendidly opinionated manager of Derby County and Nottingham Forest, was ruthlessly no nonsense and dogmatic. On the subject of chairmen and bossy know it alls, Clough once said, at Brighton, if memory serves you correctly, that he would gather around a table for a discussion with his chairman, and, after much deliberation, would decide he was always right and should never be contradicted. 

Nowadays loyalty is almost non existent to any new, incoming manager and the days of Ron Greenwood, Bill Nicholson, Bill Shankly and Dario Gradi at Crewe, are almost as antiquated as trams or horse drawn carriages even Victorian barouches. Contracts signed with good intentions are about as meaningless as the paper they're written on. Managers are marketable commodities with a fairly limited shelf life and it does seem possible that there are times when they'd be forgiven for seeing red. 

Julen Lopetegui will no doubt settle down, having left West Ham, with a late night cup of coffee and a classic recording from John Coltrane, reflective jazz oozing from his downloaded music collection. Or maybe he'll shake his head aggressively at both sides of an AC DC or Def Leppard heavy rock riff album. Managing a football club has always been an emotionally demanding ordeal and you have to get it out of your system somehow. Perhaps the truth is that Lopetegui has probably had enough of the Premier League for the time being. If that were the case then you could hardly blame him. 

Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow.

 Let it snow. Let it snow. Let it snow. 

Throughout the ages, snow has always comforted us, uplifted us, occasionally annoyed us but then left us stunned and glad it happened when it did because somehow we were always missing it particularly after a lengthy absence. Yesterday we knew it was going to snow in Britain because the weather forecasters had given us amber warnings, smoke signals, cautionary tales of snow falls from long ago and the profound, if temporary impact it would have on the rest of the United Kingdom.

By late Saturday night this should have been a self fulfilling prophecy, something we were convinced would happen eventually even though we hadn't a clue when and in how many quantities. The children of the world were jumping up and down with excitement, faces rosy and primed for action. Mum and dad were frantically searching for the conventional bobble hats, scarves and plenty of equipment for the building of snowmen. Then there were the sleds, affectionately known as tea trays. We were set.

In a huge swathe of Middle England, the heart of the countryside, Wales and then much of the Grampian highlands and lowlands in Scotland, the white stuff was poised to tumble down from leaden skies with a glorious profusion. The rest of the country had to watch and wait in breathless anticipation, hoping rather than expecting but privately wishing that they too could gingerly tread in vast mounds of snow before challenging each other to endless bouts of snowball throwing at each other. 

There is a picturesque purity about snow during the wintertime and something reminiscent of those dark Sunday evenings on BBC 2 during the 1970s. Then David Vine, a most knowledgeable sports commentator, introduced us to the delights of Ski Sunday. While most of Britain was experiencing the wind, rain and sleet of a British winter, the likes of Switzerland, Italy, Austria and France were inundated with snow that just fell incessantly, covering the whole of the Alps in a blanket of snow, curtains of snowflakes swaying softly and gently against those stunning backdrops of mountain ranges caked with yet more.

And then when the cable cars had offloaded the latest arrival of skiers with ambitious visions of completing their sessions with effortless ease, we sat at home, unsure, sceptical, deeply suspicious and wary. They may have made it look easy on the eye but we had no intention of copying their intrepid exploits on the slopes of Europe. This looked far too dangerous to even the most casual observer. It was perfectly appealing to those who fancied something that appeared far too challenging and potentially problematic. But we'd made up our minds. It was never for us. 

But it was the view from the top that did it for us. It was a long way down and you'd have to be mad to push those sticks into the bottom layer of snow and just hurtle at top speed, defying the laws of aerodynamics, pretending to be that famous Austrian skier Franz Klammer who won gold in the Winter Olympics of 1972. It must have been a real buzz, the loveliest of journeys, a major achievement if you liked that kind of thing but not your cup of tea. So you settled for tea and biscuits on a Sunday evening and finishing off the People or Mail on Sunday newspaper in a comfy chair. 

Then you thought about that magnificent cinematic masterpiece about Eddie 'the Eagle' Edwards simply called Eddie the Eagle. Eddie 'the Eagle' Edwards was a hopelessly delusional man who woke up one day in his parents home and decided that he simply wanted to win a gold medal at the Winter Olympics. The sniggering doubters and cynics thought he needed to have his head examined. But Eddie Edwards was never to be deterred and, in the end, got his way.

The hours, months and years of hard, intensive coaching and training would have led most of us to just give up after five minutes. And yet Edwards obsessive hard work, relentless dedication to duty and a steely determination to prove people wrong, brought their just desserts. The crusty, singularly dispassionate British Olympic committee had to wipe the egg off their faces. It was time to climb down from their traditional ivory tower. 

You were constantly reminded of the winter of 1962 which seemed to go on for ever metaphorically. Your adoring and loving mum and dad were living in a flat with only a paraffin heater to provide us with warmth. Outside it was freezing, the snow was driving across North London vigorously and unstoppably. The snow came down in huge lorry loads, slanting across rapidly emptying roads and streets and didn't stop until March 1963. But you were a baby and had no inkling of what was going on outside. 

When your mum tried admirably to get out and do some shopping she paused for a moment and must have wondered if she'd lost her senses. My mum was the most perfect parent and had resolved to ignore the doom and gloom scaremongers. Life had to continue for those who were just hellbent on feeding and watering their young children. But you can only imagine that it must have been the most terrifying period of our lives. You were almost stranded and confined to your home because the heavens had opened up and the snow just kept dropping onto the pavements, staying there seemingly indefinitely. 

In hindsight, the story that has been passed down the family on a number of occasions, now sounds beyond hilarious, a mixture of the barely believable and delightfully absent minded. A week after my birth, my lovely mum traipsed out to the local corner shop. You had to admire her guts and tenacity. After topping up her basket with the basic necessities, mum must have buttoned up her coat as quickly as possible, wrapped her scarf around her neck and then rushed out of the shop.

For a moment, the desire to just sprint home could only have been uppermost in her mind. Little did she know that her brand new first son was just kipping away in his pram, stirring tentatively and then opening up horrified eyes. Naturally, mum just wanted to rub her frozen hands together in front of a toasty heater before lifting her son out of the aforesaid pram and then cuddling her offspring with an understandable, loving tenderness. But her son was still at the corner shop, bawling and crying his eyes out, tears streaming down his cheeks with all the force of a reservoir pouring out water. 

So the snow had totally pre-occupied the thoughts of a suburban mother who just wanted to give her baby the best start in life. You may have been forgotten about for a while but in those far off days you could leave your babies anywhere for any length of time without worrying that the baby would be kidnapped, stolen or just abandoned for who knows how long. At the time, of course, my mum's lapse of memory must have frightened the lives out of both my mum and doting grandparents. But my brother and yours truly can only laugh about the incident without any sense of shame.

The last of the heaviest of snowfall was in the winter of 1981. Then the motorways and kerbsides were laden with gritters and tons of sand. You can still remember trudging home laboriously through thick acres of black ice and snow that had once again disturbed our normal daily work and school patterns. The buses were now few and far between and, in some cases, just not working at all because the wheels and tyres were still ground to a halt by heavy clumps of snow. 

This morning we awoke to rain this time, Saturday's brief snowfest now a distant memory.  The roads were just wet and saturated with the remnants of the snow that had melted almost indefinitely. For a while, you thought back to that first winter of your life and were delighted to know that you had no recollection of it whatsoever. But the kids love the snow and may return to school tomorrow morning disappointed, maybe crestfallen and wishing it could come back again almost immediately. Sorry kids that may be a long wait but for the first time we did see the white stuff and how exciting that felt.  

Happy New Year to the world.

 Happy New Year to the world.

My lovely family and I were minutes away from the beginning of a New Year. We were gearing ourselves up for the start of another year and the quarter of a century point had almost been reached. Our resident singer Steve Knight was belting out all of those grand, old classics and standards from yesteryear. The hotel was crackling with high spirits, laughter, happiness, bonhomie, mutual love and a fair sprinkling of optimistic folk who were grateful to be together again on this most auspicious occasion. 

The setting was the Daish Hotel in Blackpool and the weather was quintessentially British. We are now in the depths of winter and therefore you had to be prepared. In recent winters, a heartening mildness has made its presence felt over the skies of Britain. Of course we've had the usual assortment of breezy winds, gusty gales at times, rain in abundance but none of those freezing temperatures which normally accompany the beginning of January. 

Today though, we all woke up to a shivering coldness in the air, the kind of weather that would normally compel most of us to dig out as many layers of vests, thermal vests and pullovers that simply empty our wardrobes and chests of drawers. Some of us are sniffing and sniffling, sneezing and coughing as if it were going out of fashion. This January, somebody turned off the central heating and forgot to turn it back it on at the appropriate time. 

Yesterday, our wonderful son Sam, daughter in law Lucy and beautiful grandson Arthur, my wife Bev and I, dog Barney, took the calculated risk and went for a walk all the way from our hotel and up to the Golden Mile in Blackpool. It was supposed to be a pleasant and invigorating walk and it was to a large degree. But then we were buffeted and battered by icy winds and sleet that made the simple act of stepping out almost impossible. Still, we did negotiate the elements without being swept out into the North Sea and there was a giant sigh of relief when we got back to our hotel. 

But then we did our utmost to coax our delightful grandson Arthur on to some of the mini fairground rides that were open for business only to find that he wasn't that interested. We arrived at the amusement arcades with their traditional noisy cacophony of one arm bandits that bleeped, rang and tinkled, before resorting to some of the most enchanting jingles. There were action adventure machines and Formula 1 cars dressed up in animated, graphic form on a computer screen. There were those 2p coin contraptions where hundreds of coins slide backwards and forwards before either dropping off the edge or nudging thousands of others into your hands. 

Back at the hotel the less adventurous were more than content to play cards, board games, read papers and magazines or just take their leisure. On the table next to the guests were bowls of fruit with mouth watering chocolates and in a far corner of the lounge, tea, coffee and biscuit facilities that are somehow synonymous with snug hotels that just want to pander to the whims of those who prefer the simple things in life. My wife and I played Scrabble on one morning but did nothing more strenuous than admire the festive scenery. There was the colourful Christmas tree by the fireplace, tiny light bulbs draped across mantelpieces, Santas and reindeers and sleds wherever you looked. 

The lingering images we were left with were those of the Irish Sea literally next to our hotel. Now it was that this seaside resort left us with the most unforgettable impression. The seas in Northern England were at their wildest and heaviest, crashing, heaving, boiling, foaming white, erupting with passion and genuine anger. At times you almost felt you were witnessing one of those naval battles where the old warships would knock seven bells out of each other with cannon balls and gunfire. 

Meanwhile, back at the Daish Hotel we were readying themselves for the daily itinerary of afternoon bingo and general knowledge quizzes with a dartboard at the centrepiece of the entertainment room. A vast majority of the guests at the hotel were elderly but energetic, full of the joys of spring and good, old fashioned hospitality. A lovely lady by the name of Irene kept us entertained with bubbly good humour and a permanent smile on her face.

The quality of food and catering was impeccable, the staff welcoming and friendly, always willing to go the extra mile just to keep us in the best of moods. Sometimes bed and breakfast hotels in Britain at this time of the year can be both bleak and dreary places. Very little in the way of the tourist trade is functioning and the only sound you'll probably hear is that of shuffling paper at tables scattered around the reception area as local businessmen and women open and shut their suitcases with a business like diligence. 

Then there are the frequent stag and hen parties before joyful weddings and jovial pensioners thoroughly enjoying their retirement. Now is the quietest time of the year for the hotel trade, a time of deserted beach fronts and none of the jollity and levity to be heard so resonantly during the summer. Summer is when the seaside comes alive, families with children spinning around on those giant tea caps, soaring into the air and then dropping thrillingly towards the ground. The fairground is Blackpool's financial salvation, roller coasters and candy floss in one glorious childhood dream come true. 

But we would never forget the New Year's Eve party in Blackpool for many a year, a green glitter ball dancing in time with the rhythms of those who were doing the conga at midnight. Now we discovered the real meaning of a New Year, as the chimes of Big Ben ushered in 2025. Our friends from both sides of the Pennines joined in with the fun with unashamed energy, Lancashire and Yorkshire united for once although maybe they do this on a frequent basis. Now two large coaches awaited the departure of our charming veterans, memories of Auld Lang Syne and crossed hands still clinging onto the tinsel and glitter. Happy and Healthy New Year everybody.