The news agenda
Sometimes the news agenda and the daily itinerary of our lives can get totally mixed up in our minds so much so that by the end of the day we can never be sure how certain events are connected and whether there's any logic, rhyme or reason to whatever may have been heard or seen. Horrendous wars in far off countries can often leave us with the impression that the world has gone to hell in a handcart but then you discover that our Royal Family are in the Vatican. And both news stories just seem the most ludicrous sequence of events that came from left field and bore no relation to each other whatsoever.
On the one hand, thank goodness, the Middle East conflict between beautiful Israel and Hamas, the most evil of all terrorist networks, does seem to have stopped. A ceasefire has been declared and a peace agreement seems to be holding. But there remains an air of uneasy volatility which we can only pray will vanish immediately. Oh for peace in perpetuity and no more bloodshed, historical antagonism, death, pain and suffering. Some of us have just had enough because this is one war that seemed to go on indefinitely.
Then, in another theatre of war not a million miles away from the Middle East, is the Russia- Ukraine war of words and the most bitter of confrontations. At the moment, President Trump has once again been called into action to bash heads together and looks like a man who thought peace negotiations were something people engaged in at a business conference where deals are made and hefty prices are quoted. Trump would probably give anything just to be in charge of a lucrative financial settlement where he gets at least another million added to his vast bank account.
And so we park everything we know about Trump in one place and just observe the rest of the world and the stuff that smacks of sleazy gossip and unsavoury goings on. For instance there is one other vitally important global concern that has to be addressed and even now we'll never quite know why. It could have been consigned to the dustbin of history in a rather shame faced fashion but it's been lingering like a bad smell and we can't get rid of it. It's the Prince Andrew scandal.
Yesterday though, King Charles the Third, accompanied by his wife Queen Camilla, returned to the public spotlight. They are now in the Vatican city for an audience with the Pope. Now so rare is this meeting of royalty and religion that some of us thought we'd never see anything quite like it again. Charles and Camilla looked properly respectful and full of admiration for the first American Pope in many hundreds of years. There was the pomp and ceremony that we always take for granted on such holy and sacred occasions.
But then we began to think of all those domestic news revelations that most of us have come to acknowledge as somehow peripheral in our field of vision. The Labour Party in government are still lurching from one catastrophe to another, still dropping one clanger after another, still looking ill equipped for the task in hand. If it isn't the handling of male grooming gangs committing all manner of egregious crimes, then it's the perilous state of the housing market or even youth employment and the lack of opportunities. Then we hear rumblings of discontent about the codes of morality that are never observed by government ministers. It's all very familiar and common so why are we surprised?
There's no point in worrying about apocalyptic wars raging around the world or dystopian scenes of bloodshed and destruction. Surely we should be far more pre-occupied with the repulsive behaviour of Prince Andrew. Much of the news agenda has been devoted to the one member of the Royal Family that her late and much beloved Queen Elizabeth simply adored as her favourite. But then it all came out in the wash, the totally inappropriate relationship with a nasty piece of work known as Jeffrey Epstein, a notorious paedophile, sex pest and revolting human being.
And yet this story hardly seemed worthy of mention and would have comfortably slipped under the radar and vanished into obscurity had it not been Prince Andrew. Andrew and shady, salacious tittle tattle seem to be going hand in hand with each other. But for those with the highest regard for the Royal Family, this has left a filthy, dirty stain on a hitherto flawless, unblemished reputation. To an outside onlooker, the Royal Family have always endeavoured to present a favourable image to the outside world but not always with the right results. And you were always deeply impressed with that family togetherness, the unity in troubled times and the frequent appearances on the Buckingham Palace balcony.
But amid all the slanderous accusations, the family bust ups, the frosty stares and that sense of detachment from the real world, Prince Andrew is still a disgrace, the naughty maverick who chose to fraternise with the bad sort, the spivs, the chancers, the hardened criminals, the ones who always got away with it. We throw our hands up in horror because we were convinced that, finally, there were no rotten apples in the bag.
Sadly we now discover that, apart from being ostracised from his immediate family, Prince Andrew may have nowhere to live shortly. The royal duties have been stripped from him and he may have to chase up some reputable estate agents for another desirable property. The lavish mansion in which he thought he could live in for the rest of his life, is now no longer his or so it would seem. It could though have turned out so differently for Andrew had he taken the advice of his wonderful mother.
Still, we love the Royals or maybe we can't stand them. We still elevate them to the highest of plateaus because, for all the privilege and obscene wealth that follows them everywhere, they still uphold the loftiest of standards. The Prince of Wales William enjoys the most delightful of marriages with the Princess of Wales Catherine, her face always wreathed in radiant smiles and duty to country always uppermost on her mind. Personally the Royals can do no wrong in your eyes and that has to be a good thing.
We must not forget of course the Duke of Edinburgh Prince Edward with Sophie the Duchess of Edinburgh. At times, it almost feels as if Edward and Sophie have just retired to some exotic desert island. Modest and shy of any grand fanfare of publicity, they convey an image of both purity, integrity and marital devotion. It is a loyalty to each other that is utterly commendable and never truly appreciated. They go about their business with an unwavering industry and admirable commitment to any cause.
But here we are again at the end of October on a Friday evening and wondering where the year has gone. Way back in the mists of history, Fridays were all about Crackerjack, that funny and frivolous TV children's programme on BBC One at five o'clock. You had to watch Crackerjack because this was the summit of the week, a delicious piece of childhood marzipan cake to finish off your tea. Crackerjack had crazy slapstick humour, kids balancing cabbages in their hands and a whole pile of random household products. Your reward for winning these games was a pencil and, in hindsight, it must have felt like an insult. But did anybody care or complain at the time? You suspect not.
And next week it'll be Halloween, all witchcraft and pumpkins followed by Guy Fawkes fireworks night on November the fifth. Time quite possibly passes us by without so much a pause for breath and our perspectives on the year approaching its end will remain much the way they've always been. Before you know it, the Lord Mayor of London will be paraded around the streets of the City of London in a gold carriage and of course it'll be Chanukah and Christmas. We are now rapidly seeing out the concluding months of 2025. Hasn't life been wonderful and sweet as sugar? It has indeed and always will be.